How to Determine if Your Significant Other is Crazy?!

So...It started a few weeks back.

I've been dating this girl for a little while then it happened...

SHE WENT NUTZ!

I talking bouncing off the freaking wall.

After these events took place (I will spare you the details) I realized

that I need to establish some way to determine if the woman I am

involved with is crazy...

Here is the How To Step to Figuring Out if the person you are dating

is nuts:

1.  They commit too much too early.  

-I think we have all seen this.  We just met this person yet, they

are already in love with us...BEWARE!

2.  They call 10 times a day wondering what you are doing.

3.  When they come to your house they start searching through your

stuff.

4.  They show up unannounced!

5.  They search through your call log.

6.  They want to know your voicemail password.

-All of a sudden in the middle of the day you will be receiving

calls marked private.

7.  They smoke crack!

-Never a good sign.

8.  Finally, if you met them on the corner of 38th and Keystone.

I could make this list much longer... yet I will forgo any more the details.  

Any  of these things can be a warning that the person you are involved with

is a crazy mf'er. 

Who invented the Egg McMuffin?

This Guy:

LOS ANGELES - Herb Peterson, who invented the ubiquitous Egg McMuffin as a way to introduce breakfast to McDonald's restaurants, has died, a Southern California McDonald's official said Wednesday. He was 89.

Peterson died peacefully Tuesday at his Santa Barbara home, said Monte Fraker, vice president of operations for McDonald's restaurants in that city.

He began his career with McDonald's Corp. as vice president of the company's advertising firm, D'Arcy Advertising, in Chicago. He wrote McDonald's first national advertising slogan, "Where Quality Starts Fresh Every Day."

Peterson eventually became a franchisee and was currently co-owner and operator of six McDonald's restaurants in Santa Barbara and Goleta, Fraker said.

Peterson came up with idea for the signature McDonald's breakfast item in 1972. He "was very partial to eggs Benedict," Fraker said, and worked on creating something similar.

The egg sandwich consisted of an egg that had been formed in a Teflon circle with the yolk broken, topped with a slice of cheese and grilled Canadian bacon. It was served open-faced on a toasted and buttered English muffin.

The Egg McMuffin made its debut at a restaurant in Santa Barbara that Peterson co-owned with his son, David Peterson.

Fraker said that, although semiretired, Peterson still visited all six of his stores in the Santa Barbara area until last year when his health began to deteriorate.

"He would talk to the customers, visit with the employees. He loved McDonald's," Fraker said.

Fraker, who said he worked with Peterson for 30 years, said "he was amazing as far as giving back to the community."

"He embraced the community and the community embraced him," Fraker said. "We loved the man."

Peterson is survived by his wife, son and three daughters.

I Finally Came Out!

No....It is not what you are thinking!

I just switch over to the apple side!

I purchase a MacBook.

I have to say that this computer so user

friendly that it almost makes me sick!

I used to pride myself on being a computer

guy...but now all that information is worthless.

The computer is almost smarter than I am...

If you are considering purchasing a computer...

Check out Apple!

I Am A Nerd!

I hate to say this but I am a nerd.

Is being a nerd such a bad thing...Maybe?!

In today's information rich world I believe we are
all slowly becoming nerd.

Whether you like it or not you have your quirks
just like me.

I realized I had officially become a nerd when I saw
this comic.

My nerd subject of choice is business. Primarily, new ways to make tons of cash. So naturally marketing is a subject of great interests for learning more effective ways to sell my products.

At the same time I believe there is even a bigger and more
common group of nerds. It is primarily made up of woman.
It is the Celebrity Girl Group of Ultra Nerdyness...I mean
if you are a single guy and you want to get just about any
woman talking, make one statement about Britney Spears...
You will not have to say another word because she will show
how much of a nerd she is when she can tell you every single
detail of what is going on in Spears life.

No matter what....Everyone is a Nerd.

Have Not Been Writing Much...

Update on the kid:

I have been catching up with people every night of the week.

Having been writing much.

Just letting all my fans know the kid is still making moves.

I start my new gig Monday.

I am SO PISSED!

Hello....

So I got home Monday night.

I was feeling pretty darn good so I started working. Went to bed around midnight. Then it all started!

I woke up at 3:45 in the morning! What is heck is going on?

Then around 11:45 that same day I was hit with a ton of brinks. Passed out instantly like I had some case of Narcolepsy! Matter of fact I think I was sitting on the toilet!

When I woke up five hours later, I felt like I had just finished off a gallon of robotussion.

After a little while I was back to my regular self.

Point of all this is I can not sleep regular flipping hours. My day is all screwed up!

Any ideas?

P.S. I actually slept 6 hours last night!

No Sleep!?

Yea...

Sleep has not been my friend lately.

As you know I have been travel been 5 time zones. So I am beginning to draw a conclusion.

I've been jet lagged lagged. I am not only jet lagged.

I am lagged again!

Make sense? I thought so!

The 85 Million Dollar Oven-Mitt!

YES! You read that correctly! 85 Million Dollars spent on an Oven Mitt!

The worst part of this Oven Mitt is it has the voice of Tom Arnold!

The purpose of this Oven Mitt was to sell food!

Make sense?

I didn’t think so!

Here is the story:

You probably remember this…Back in 2004 Arby’s commitment 85 million dollars to marketing an Oven Mitt attempt to get more people to buy Arby’s food! 85 million! Can you believe this? As you can assume the results were terrible.

How does this happen and why does it matter in your business?

First thing first, this happens when you do not understand how to market. People often think they have to create the most impressive websites with the latest technology. If you don’t know by now, building your business around technology does not equal profit. What you need is great marketing with specific products equal profits.

What does this have to do with you business? EVERYTHING! Most people want to be a great success in network marketing. Yet they lack the critical information about HOW TO market their business.

Here is a confession: I did the exact same thing. I believe if I exposed a whole lot of people I they would all get involved in my business and I would be RICH! I spend $750 my first month in my business. Unfortunately, it amount to five leads!

What is the solution?

You must learn to grow you business or DIE!

Fortunately, the market place is very clear in what it wants. The market will tell you exactly what to do. You just have to know to TEST. Great marketers do not have any secrets other than they test everything they do religiously! You need to do the same thing. You must figure out how to market yourself or partner with someone you has figure it out. Otherwise you will have to go through years of trail and error until you figure out how to get the results you want.

The sad part about figuring out success is most people will NEVER earn the results they want! Do not reinvent the wheel! Learn from others!

So DO NOT spend 85 Million on an Oven-Mitt!

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